Don Fujii Will Hurt You, But First He Wants You To Buy A Mattress?


I never thought I’d see Don Fujii in the Mad Blankey stable, but that happened. Then I thought “Well, he might be in Mad Blankey, but I bet I’ll never see Don Fujii in a mattress advertisement.” Boy, was I wrong, again.

I don’t know when or why or what mattress he’s selling, but of Fujii-San approves, so does Koala Mask.

Speaking of Fujii-San, I know everybody’s clamouring for Idris Elba to become the next James Bond. No offense to Elba, who would be great, but get in line, pal! Fujii, Don Fujii has just won the James Bond #1 contendership.


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